The Atheist and the Bear

An atheist is hiking in the woods, when suddenly a huge bear pops up from behind a bush, right, as the bear is about to attack him, time freezes. Then God appears before him.

 
God: You have spent your whole life as an atheist, but if you finally believe in me and become Christian. I will stop the bear from eating you,

Atheist: Oh, that's really nice of you. But, nah, I don't really believe in a higher power.

God: All you have to do is believe. Just believe your eyes and accept me in your heart,

Atheist: Nah, it's just too hard for me to do. I mean, science has already answered how he came about for evolution, and not only that with all the bad things happening in the world right now. I think it's just too difficult to believe that there's a God.

God: Are you sure? I'll give you a little more opportunity to believe in me. Take your time and think about it.

Atheist: Nope, don't be any time. No, thanks,

God: Okay, you've made your choice.

Atheist: Wait, how about this? Why don't you make the bear Christine instead? And then I'll have some morals and then leave me alone.

God: Very well.

After God left, time restarted, the bear suddenly stopped, and the man smiled. His plan to save himself clearly worked,

Then the bear kneeled down and said. "Thank you God, for this meal I'm about to receive". .